THE OLD-FASHIONED
GIRL.
There's an old-fashioned girl in
an old fashioned street,
Dressed in old-fashioned clothes
from her head to her feet;
And she spends all her time in
the old-fashioned way
Of caring for poor people's
children all day.
She never has been to cotillon1
or ball,
And she knows not the styles of
the Spring or the Fall;
Two hundred a year will suffice
for her needs,
And an old-fashioned Bible is all
that she reads.
And she has an old-fashioned
heart that is true
To a fellow who died in an old
coat of blue,
With its buttons all brass,—who
is waiting above
For the woman who loved him with
old-fashioned love.
1 The Cotillion was a popular 18th and 19th century dance in the French
Courts that preceded the Quadrille style of dancing.
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It was a dainty lady's glove;
A souvenir to rhyme with love.
It was the memory of a kiss,
So called to make it rhyme with
bliss.
There was a month at Mt. Desert,
Synonymous and rhymes with flirt.
A pretty girl and lots of style,
Which rhymes with happy for a
while.
There came a rival old and bold,
To make him rhyme with gold and
sold.
A broken heart there had to be.
Alas, the rhyme just fitted me.
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Oh, whence, oh, where
Is Vanity Fair?
I want to be seen with the
somebodies there.
I've money and beauty and
college-bred brains;
Though my 'scutcheon's not
spotless, who'll mind a few stains?
To caper I wish in the chorus of
style,
And wed an aristocrat after a
while
So please tell me truly, and
please tell me fair,
Just how many miles it's from
Madison Square.
It's here, it's there,
Is Vanity Fair.
It's not like a labyrinth, not
like a lair.
It's North and it's South, and
it's East and it's West;
You can see it, oh, anywhere,
quite at its best.
Dame Fashion is queen, Ready
Money is king,
You can join it, provided you
don't know a thing.
It's miles over here, and it's
miles over there;
And it's not seven inches from
Madison Square.
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From WHEN HEARTS ARE TRUMPS compiled
by Tom Hall
ISBN: 978-1-907256-55-4
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